I wrecked a C7 corvette today

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
04/01/2016 at 13:01 • Filed to: april fewls

So my friend let my drive his C7 down this really nice road. And It was amazing everything was perfect about this car, the steering was nice the acceleration was on point and it just seemed like it was driving itself. That was until I went around a turn at about 60-70MPH and the car just understeered and the passenger side fender caught a concrete barrier and it spun the car around in the road. Everythings all good though in fact I have a video of the moment right here.

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DISCUSSION (29)

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 13:04

Yeah. And I crashed a 959 today.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 13:04

APRIL FOOLS!!!!.................right?

Edit: obvious April Fools is obvious. :(

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/01/2016 at 13:04

at least it wasn’t a 911

Chariotoflove > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 13:05

That’s not funny. HEART ATTACKS ARE NOT FUNNY! Go sit in the corner.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 13:06

959s are at least 42 numbers better than 911s, unless they’re 993s. 993s are 34 numbers better than the 959s.

Azrek > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 13:06

I don’t believe it can go that fast without overheating.

Honeybunchesofgoats > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 13:06

It’s your friend’s fault for not checking the tire pressure before handing you the keys.

ranwhenparked > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 13:07

Post this in a Corvette forum, it will be hilarious.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > ranwhenparked
04/01/2016 at 13:09

I’m not that daring

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Honeybunchesofgoats
04/01/2016 at 13:09

true.

Doug DeMuro > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 13:12

Tough moment. There’s also a UFO in your camera at the end.

RallyWrench > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 13:13

That’s nothing. I drove a Jeep through a gate and into an F/A-18 yesterday.

Tripper > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 13:14

ooof that’s rough man. Easy to do in a Vette though, I’ve come pretty dern close in a C5.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Doug DeMuro
04/01/2016 at 13:15

Shit, I’ve been found out

Kinja'd!!!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 13:16

I’ve learned from someone else’s lesson to never joke about this. My cousin did this with his FRS for April Fools. 5 months later it was repoed.

Honeybunchesofgoats > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 13:17

You play with fire, you get burned.

Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
04/01/2016 at 14:01

Kinja'd!!!

What’s one little Z06 between friends?

GK27V6 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/01/2016 at 14:03

Excuse my ignorance, but could you fill me in how joking about crashing a car can result in it getting repoed? I ask because i considered myself to make a post on facebook saying I crashed my car lol..

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > GK27V6
04/01/2016 at 14:22

Karma. Some things shouldn’t be joked about.